You: I want people to know I am awesomer then the average awesome person
Us: NJ RACKET HAS A T-SHIRT FOR SALE!!1!!!one!
You: Wait a second…. Are you are telling me that some crazy mo-fo decided to take NJ RACKETS logo and put it on a t-shirt for my wearing pleasure?
Us:  YES! COVER YOUR SHAME WITH OUR COTTONY GOODNESS!
You: I want this, I want so many of this that I wish I had six more torsos. How do I buy several of these?
Us:  PICK THE SIZE! CLICK BUY NOW, GIVE US YOUR INFO, SEND US DOLLAR$!
You: and then?
Us: WE SEND YOU A SHIRT!!!!1!!eleven!!